Susan sees Robin give Katherine a good-morning kiss and realizes that the two are now more than friends. Mike can't believe Katherine's a lesbian now and his masculine ego takes another hit when Susan tells him, "You were a good transition," citing how gentle Mike is and how he likes to cuddle. The real issue is that Susan paid off his business loan with the money from the sale of the strip club. He tells her, "I grew up with a father who wasn't there. I promised I'd always provide for my family." She tells him his attitude is "so 1956," but agrees to cancel the check.
Katherine asks Bob and Lee if one night with another woman makes her gay. Lee tells her, "You can't just change your main course from meat to fish," overnight. Katherine tells Robin it was a mistake and that their one night, "Doesn't count." Robin insists that they made a connection, saying, "It counted." "Okay," agrees Katherine after Robin kisses her.
Danny finds Ana on a photo shoot. He tells her that Gaby simply wanted to break them up, not help Ana's career. Ana realizes that's why she's been getting crummy assignments and walks off the set. Danny goes to look up his grandmother, Rose, whom he's never met, and she eagerly welcomes him in.
Angie and Gaby hop a plane to New York. Gaby brags about her great modeling career, but after running into famous models who are still bitter about how she treated them, she realizes she was, as a friend finally tells her, "the queen bitch diva" of them all. She tells Ana she's got a real shot at being a model and not to ruin it the way she did. Ana decides to stay in New York, but Danny's reluctantly headed home with his mother after his grandmother tells him to leave. Unbeknownst to Danny, Angie told her mother that the dangerous Patrick Logan is Danny's real father and that they'll never be safe from him.
Angie tells Gaby the truth about her past, but Gaby neglects to mention how she told a neighbor who Angie is Rose's daughter and that she now lives in Fairview!
Preston returns from Europe with a big surprise: A hot Russian fiancee! Lynnette is convinced she's just a gold-digger, so when Preston wants to give Irena his grandmother's ring, Lynette buys a cheap substitute. She figures that once Irena has it appraised, she'll take off. But Irena is just as smart and devious and hands back the ring she clearly knows is fake, claiming she can't accept a priceless family heirloom. Instead, she'll have Preston buy her a different ring.
Andrew is incensed when Bree promotes Sam to vice president of her company and drunkenly assaults him. Bree takes some muffins to Sam's house as an apology. He's not home, but the door is open. She's shocked to see photos of Sam with her first husband, Rex! Sam confesses that Rex is his father, the product of a one-night stand before Rex even met Bree. Bree wants nothing more to do with him, but finally relents as Sam explains that he used to drive by the Van de Kamp house to find out why Rex preferred them to his own family. "You were perfect," he says, adding that since his mother died six months ago, he decided to meet Bree. Andrew looks on jealously as Bree hugs Sam.