Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacated corner office, so Leonard, Koothrappali, and Wolowitz devise a contest for them which awards the office to the winner. Unfortunately, the contest centers around a subject which Sheldon and Kripke are equally terrible: sports. Meanwhile, Amy buys Penny a garish painting as a gift to celebrate their friendship, but Penny hates it. She and Bernadette struggle to come up with ideas for how to discreetly dispose of the painting.