Charlie Sheen: 'Two and a Half Men Will Fail With Ashton Kutcher'

May 14, 2011 14:34:50 GMT

Charlie Sheen has poked fun at the news Ashton Kutcher will take his place on sitcom 'Two and a Half Men', insisting the show will fail without him.

Charlie Sheen: 'Two and a Half Men Will Fail With Ashton Kutcher'
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Charlie Sheen was fired from the TV comedy "Two and a Half Men" in March following a dispute between him and creator/executive producer Chuck Lorre, which became a very nasty public public feud.

Ashton Kutcher was confirmed as his replacement on Friday, May 13, prompting Sheen to take aim at the show and it's new star.

A statement obtained by reads, "Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer... Oh wait, so am I!"

"Enjoy the show America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo (demographic) every Monday, WB (Warner Bros.)."

And he signs off with a warning to his successor, adding, "Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there."

Kutcher will join Sheen's former co-stars Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones when the sitcom returns after a lengthy hiatus later this year.

In a statement, Kutcher insists he won't be trying to replace Sheen on the show: "I can't replace Charlie Sheen but I'm going to work my a** off to entertain the hell out of people."

Reports suggest the actor will earn between $800,000 (GBP500,000) and $900,000 (GBP562,500) per episode.


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posted by spike on Jun 29, 2011
i think he should run off with rose and give the house to his brother as a going away gift but his brother has no money so he needs a room mate and up pops Kutcher’ with all his money he needs but need some ware to stay and bam Al”en can be his mooching self the Charlie Sheen’ fans are happy and and u have a new start
posted by n on Jun 12, 2011
believe it or not the 2and 1/2 men show had depth.ashton kusher is a bit of a cornball.there will be no chemistry.
posted by meloyelo on Jun 11, 2011
Charlie u will b missed. I have been watching the show this Spring & Summer. U r a riot!! the show reminds me of The Odd Couple. My mom & I used to laugh so hard we would cry from the antics those 2 dudes did in the Odd Couple. Now, I watch your show 2 1/2 men w/ my daughter and laugh until I cry. U, Jon & Angus r the show. I don't plan on watching your replacement. Remember what happen when the Dukes of Hazzard replaced their leading men, the replacements took a nose dive. Kutcher looks good, but even Demi is starting get tired of him. He needs find another part is for him not play your part in your SHOW!!
posted by goldcoinx on Jun 11, 2011
Kucher can be the 'lost' son of the mother from one of her old marriges, Charlie knew this and left everthing to him in his will (he is killed off in a drunken orgy)the brother never knew him till he shows up to claim the house in malibu.. fun ensues
posted by charloty on Jun 11, 2011
Charlie,there is tons of people as good as you or better desperately looking for an opportunity, and I wish the best to every single one of them. I hope you cry alone when you discover that the world keeps on spinning without you. You are just an arrogant.
posted by angel on Jun 11, 2011
Charlie i will miss u and the show will not be the same.There's no replacing u.I will not watch the show.They should have just kill it.
posted by sal on Jun 10, 2011
It is sad to see that all that amazing talent is wasted by abuse of substanses, it is sad to see charlie destroy him self

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