Amy Schumer's Fake 'Real Housewives' Audition: I Am a Whore
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The 'Trainwreck' star pitches herself for the Bravo reality series in a fake audition video, saying, 'I am not a wife, but I have had sex with a lot of married people.'

AceShowbiz - Having been offered to be the next Bachelorette, Amy Schumer eyes another reality TV gig. The comedienne wants to be one of the Real Housewives, or at least that's what she says in a fake audition video for Bravo.

"I'm all of those things. I'm real. I'm in the house a lot. I am not a wife, but I have had sex with a lot of married people," she says when pitching herself for the Bravo hit series. "I'm Amy, and I may look like a whore ... but I am," she hilariously adds.

As for her tagline, she says, "I don't need a man, but I want one. Any one." Poking fun at the "Real Housewives" stars' drinking habit on the show, she asks while holding a standard size glass, "Is there a wine glass that's a size that an adult would drink? I'm sorry, am I driving a school bus home?"

While Schumer may not really join the cast of Bravo's "Real Housewives" franchise, fans can see her in upcoming movie "Trainwreck" which will open in theaters across the nation on July 17. She's currently also starring on Comedy Central's "Inside Amy Schumer".

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