The honest trailer for 'Fifty Shades of Grey' sees the creators describing how desperately unsexy the movie is.
- May 6, 2015
AceShowbiz - "Fifty Shades of Grey" finaly gets its honest trailer. Celebrating its 100th episode, Screen Junkies posted the clip on YouTube on Tuesday, May 5. The approximately 5-and-a-half-minute clip opens with a full of "Twilight" induced sarcasm, mixing up Kristen Stewart's Bella Swan with Dakota Johnson's Anastasia Steele and Robert Pattinson's Edward Cullen with Jamie Dornan's Christian Grey.
"Teenage girls around the world made 'Twilight' into a global phenomenon. Now, it's mom turn. As the ridiculous fantasy of dating a vampire has captisized for the ridiculous fantasy of being a gorgeous billionaire pampered sex slave," narrator Jon Bailey says. Jon then introduces Anastasia as Bella Swan, "Meet Bella Swan, a cutie non discrete virgin who's so sweet. She doesn't even know what a butt plug is." Ana asks, "What a butt plug?" to which the narrator replies, "It's a plug for your butt."
"Speaking of butt holes, her world will change when she meets the mysterious Christian 'Edward Cullen' Grey, a mysterious billionaire who runs a mysterious multinational corporation which is mysteriously able to function without him doing any actual work," the narrator says, describing Christian as a "stalker" who "controls what [Ana] eats" and an "all around sociopath."
There is also a section listing the "horrible lines from the book that thankfully didn't make it into the movie," which is backed by a parody of the movie's hit song "Crazy in Love" by Beyonce Knowles. The lyrics include, "Wish someone would taze me right now."
