Stephen Colbert covered the news of Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom's fight during the latest episode of his "Late Show" on CBS. True to his comedic roots, the funnyman added a hysterical twist to the news that dominated chatters on the internet recently.
"Tonight, I am sad to report another international dispute that has erupted in senseless violence," he said, before footage of Bieber and Bloom's scuffle was shown on screen. "Yes, early reports indicate that Justin Bieber had his first hit in years," he adds while maintaining a serious expression. "The roots of this conflict are, of course, Byzantine and ancient."
While narrating the love affair among the feuding stars and their respective exes Miranda Kerr and Selena Gomez, Colbert is giving a series of hilarious nicknames for them such as Morlando Blur, Mustin Keebler, Jelusty Gobbler, and Sorlena Blomez.
"Tensions were, of course, running high when late last night, in the no man's land of Ibiza, Justin Bieber crossed into hostile territory by walking past Bloom's table. Bloom deployed defensive measures when he refused to shake Bieber's hand. Traumatized witnesses report that Bieber then launched a short-ranged, ballistic, 'She was good.' So, Bloom threw a punch at him."
"I do not condone this type of violence, because... Bloom missed Bieber's face," the comedian quips, before adding, "Bieber then released a statement 'What's up, b*tch?' and ... fled the restaurant."