Joan Rivers Reacts to Gwyneth Paltrow's Botox Dig, Drops B-Word

April 13, 2013 05:05:55 GMT

The 'Fashion Police' star responds to Paltrow's comment with some stinging choice words of her own that include 'when I put my head up my a**, I look like her.'


Joan Rivers Reacts to Gwyneth Paltrow's Botox Dig, Drops B-Word
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Gwyneth Paltrow was messing with the wrong woman when she said she "looked crazy" like Joan Rivers after trying Botox. The 79-year-old "Fashion Police" star criticized the "Iron Man 3" actress back, calling her "skinny" and dropping B-word in the process.

"When I put my head up my a**, I look like her -- which is why I don't do that, either!" Rivers says in a stinging statement to Celebuzz. "Sweetheart, eat a sandwich! Make a hat of white bread and put it on. Take some ketchup and just paint your nails with it. Have a good time, you skinny b***h."

The E! fashion critic didn't stop there. In another response issued to PEOPLE, she said, "First reaction: 'Ooh, she watches Fashion Police!' It just made me laugh. She says Botox made her scary like Joan Rivers? She should see what I look like without Botox. That's really scary!"

"I've always been open about what I do, because I want [women] to be able to get Botox and not look like a Sharpei," Rivers went on. "[Lying about having work done] is such a put down to women. It says to the average woman: 'I'm beautifully naturally and you're not.' "

"I would have written the response myself, but I have so much Botox in my thumbs, I can't type," Rivers quipped. "If she lived in New York, I'd tell her to go to hell." Since Paltrow now lives in London after marrying Coldplay's Chris Martin, Rivers said in a British accent, "Go to Halifax!"

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posted by DrRhysBranman on Apr 15, 2013
Actually, Joan Rivers is looking pretty good. I mean, this is not a young woman. I suspect she had more procedures that reflect the advances in cosmetic surgery in these later years. She really cannot be used as the example for bad surgery anymore. Dr Rhys Branman Little Rock Cosmetic Surgery Center

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