Another video sees the Olympics swimmer missing his final competition, thanks to ticket-scalper duo Patrick Stewart and Maisie Williams.
Fresh off his multiple wins at 2012 Olympic Games, Ryan Lochte makes an acting debut in not just one but two Funny or Die videos. One of the sketches reveals what to expect from the Gold medalist post his Olympic Games.
Making fun of his own comment about peeing in a swimming pool, Ryan says he has a book "Fifty Shades of Yellow" and an album by his alter ego Peeablo coming out. He also plans a campaign that targets youngsters.
Grimacing at the idea of using a toilet, the 28-year-old swimmer says, "The way I see ... the pool is the biggest and most expensive toilet and it's all mine. Yes I can only pee in the pool. I usually just hold it in until I get to the pool."
In the other video, Ryan gets robbed by Patrick Stewart and Maisie Williams when running into them while on his way to the final Olympics event. He ends up being knocked out cold by the two and loses his most precious Olympics ticket of all.
The ticket scalper and his young assistant then sell the ticket to a passerby who happens to be Simon Pegg. The "Star Trek" actor looks so happy until he is handed swimming trunks and shows up among the competing swimmers.
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