April 29, 2012 17:31:02 GMT
Kimmel, the MC of White House Correspondents' Dinner this year, made a joke on the president's past meal, Kardashian's threat value and Lohan's drinking problem.
During his White House Correspondents' Dinner, Jimmy Kimmel took a jab at a lot of people including the President, the First Lady, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian. The emcee of the night particularly spent a longer time to mock Kardashian among other celebrities in attendance.
Kimmel began his diss with a reminder that Obama carried out the killing of Osama bin Laden at the same time last year. "So who will it be this year?" he jokingly asked. He also made a joke on the President's recent revelation that he ate dog meat as a child in Indonesia. "When you go to a dog park, is this the same as when we look at a tank full of lobsters?" Kimmel said.
The subject moved to several celebrities like Lohan and George Clooney. He asked pilot hero Sully Sullenberger to drive Lohan home. "Just make sure you don't run into a goose, and make sure it isn't a Grey Goose," Kimmel said. When it comes to Clooney, he joked, "If you don't win raffle, you still can win dinner with George himself if you're 6 foot blonde with a perfect body."
Later he turned the attention to Kardashian. "If you're looking for the biggest threat to America right now ...She's right there," he said, pointing to her table. "Her name is Kim Kardashian." Kimmel gave Obama a reason why Kardashian is dangerous for the country. "When you took office, the Kardashians had one reality show. Now they have four. This is not a good trend," he noted.
Kimmel added, "Right now Navy Seal Team 6 is outside the Kardashian compound in Beverly Hills, disguised as the Denver Nuggets ...so they can sneak in undetected." Earlier in the speech, Kimmel also undermined Kardashian and Lohan by trying to explain who Hilary Rosen is.