Britney Spears returns to "Late Show with David Letterman" on Tuesday, August 18 wearing only a black bikini. She shows off her new figure while reading the "Top Ten Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President".
At no. 10 of her list is "I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon" while at number 9 is "We would only invade fun places like Cabo". The list extends to "Free pies for everybody" and "Costume changes between press conferences". For the person who will assist her in the government, Britney says "Three words: Vice President Diddy".
The singer reflects on her life as a celebrity hounded by paparazzi, putting "The media would pay attention to me and care about what I'm doing" on the top of the list.
The episode is streaming full at 10:35 P.M. and its preview is available below. Coming as guests are Donald Trump, "Inglourious Basterds" star Diane Kruger, and country crooner Billy Currington.
Britney's appearance on Tuesday is the first after three years ago she made a surprise cameo in the November episode. She recently wrapped up a tour in Europe in support of her "Circus" album and will be back Stateside beginning August 20.