Russell Brand Disses Miley Cyrus' 'Miles to Go'


Russell Brand


Russell Brand thinks Miley Cyrus should not write her just released autobiography "Miles to Go", claiming she is too young to write a tome.

British actor-comedian Russell Brand has initiated war of words with teen sensation Miley Cyrus, criticizing her for writing her newly released autobiography "Miles to Go" at such a young age. "Miley Cyrus?" the 33-year-old star said when he was informed about her tome. "She's only been alive half an hour. What's she going to say: 'The womb was warm?'"

"It's nice in there. There's all sorts of fluids," he continued criticizing Miley's tome. "That's not a book. I don't buy it. It's a very short story. Anything that's been written by a sperm and an ovum--it's too short."

Russell Brand himself is having his own autobiography which includes in it some raunchy chapter titles, like "Umbilical Noose," "Teacher's Whisky", and "Let's Not Tell Our Mums." Among the topics that he discusses in the book are how his father introduced him to prostitutes on a trip to Asia and how he once got into a naked, drug-fueled brawl with a stripper.

Having war of words with other celebs, in fact, isn't something new for Russell. Back in September 2008, during his hosting gig at the MTV Video Music Awards, he made fun of Jonas Brothers for wearing purity rings and for vowing to stay celibate until they get married. He later apologized though after being criticized by many other stars.

© AceShowbiz.com


Comments

  •  
    lisa
    Jan 14, 2011

    russell has got a point though lol he made me lmfao when i read this article hahahaa joker

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    mileylover
    Jul 07, 2010

    i think russell is just trying to get attentionbut i luv miley

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    ayoz aipat
    Jun 10, 2010

    russel is OK but i don't like the fact that he makes fun of almost all teenstars especially miley cyrus cuz i thing that she is awesome and a thousand times better.

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    loopy loo
    Feb 27, 2010

    I LOVE U U ARE ALL OVER MY BED EVERY THING AND I GOT 3 OF YOUR BOOKS I LOVE U SO MUCH XOXOXOXOXO

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    timothy.
    Feb 21, 2010

    Russell just shreds on everyone, so fucking good!

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    shay
    Feb 21, 2010

    You now I love Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus there a role model to me!

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    dianna price
    Jan 18, 2010

    miley is a good sninger

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    Simone
    Oct 30, 2009

    i used 2 like russel brand but now i dont no wat to think of him i like miley and the jonas brothers hes pretty mean

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    SIPPY7878
    Aug 27, 2009

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HI MILEY CYRUS I THINK YOU ROCK BYE HEHAHEHAEHA

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    Sal7676
    Aug 27, 2009

    DON'T TEASE MILEY OK CAUSE IF YOU DO THATS TOTALLY UNFAIR AND I HAVE TO SAY RUSSEL YOU BRING THE FUCKIN BITCHES HOUSE DOWN HI HALEY-S ANYWAY WHO'S WITH ME ABOUT HIM BRING THE FUCKIN HOUSE DOWN DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I TALK YOU OHH IF YOU GET ANGRY I AM REALLY SORRY JOECOOL WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT EVERYONE LISTEN I HAVE MET MILEY BE FOR SHE IS SO SWEET SO STOP BEING MEAN AND INSULTING HER SO U CAN BE MEAN IF MEAN IF YOU HAVE MET HER AND DON'T LIKE HER OKAY NOW I GOTTA GO SO BYE ***

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    SLEEPYGIRL204K
    Aug 24, 2009

    THE GUY IS A COMPLETE I FUCKIN IDIOT RUSSEL BRINGS DOWN THE FUCKIN HOUSE

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    bigone
    Jun 18, 2009

    i for one person like miley cyrus and her story is way better about his freaking asian prostitute stripper for one thing so all of you haters ca shuv it

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    Avleen
    Jun 07, 2009

    You rock !!!!!!!!Your book is fabulous.Iliked it very much

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    lovely bug
    Apr 28, 2009

    miley i love your book unlike everyone else that wrote a comment on this website!!! :)

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    Helloo !!!!
    Apr 20, 2009

    omg i loooooooooovee looovee russell brand he is sooo funny haha i read his biography, it's great. hes so funny, ive seen him in numerous movies - unlike miley cyrus who was like "emgg. im making mah owneh hannah montannah movieh" :| you go russell hahah

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    MILEY....
    Apr 14, 2009

    I THINK HER AGENT MADE HER WRITE THAT BOOK 1. FOR MONEY 2. TO GAIN SYMPATHY FOR HER BAD PRESS

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    Skye Pank
    Apr 10, 2009

    leave Miley alone shes great, she is so beautiful and talented! love you Miley! Skye :D x

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    lacey
    Apr 03, 2009

    hi miley cyrus i hope you i went to wal-mart this moring okay 19.99 15 .81 for your book mile to go i hate you i do bich you knows how mad i'm okay come down on the booook ok 10 .00 5 .00

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    carley
    Apr 03, 2009

    hey miley

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    lol
    Mar 31, 2009

    lol "the womb was warm' lol that is funny ..... by the way i dislike miley

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    sigh.....
    Mar 23, 2009

    when you argue a point can you at least spell stuff right skilly?

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    a mom
    Mar 22, 2009

    Russell Brand is an Ass & he has not learned from his remarks about the Jo Bros. Russell should stick to his own age group & leave the teenagers alone. That goes for the rest of you so called adults. Miley's book is great & if you don't like it - so what - it was written by her about her & to relate to other tweens & teens. To all you lamo adults - stick to your own age group & leave the teens alone!

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    lazlo
    Mar 21, 2009

    are you people retarded, russell is correct. the guy's brilliant and miley cyrus is a pre-fab pop-fool who's going to burnout in the next few minutes. Russell, however, will have a thriving and long career as a comic genius.

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    Ahemd
    Mar 20, 2009

    16 year old girls can't write a book. Honestly I probably have more insight on life when I was 12 then she'll ever have.

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    yorkshiresense
    Mar 19, 2009

    After the infamous prank telephone calls row, why the hell is he saying no a girl with more talent than he will ever have in his life should say that Miley should not write a book about her life from birth to the conception of her Breakout album, she's cool, her album is brilliant, So mister Brand STFU you tosser!

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    dropdeadgorgeous
    Mar 18, 2009

    the people who are defending miley are little annoying 12 year olds with two brain cells and thinks hannah montana is god when it really is a crappy show starring a girl with the least amount of talent. Oh and not to mention, extremely little knowledge about 'life'. Russell brand is so right, i totally agree about her being too young. Oh, and to those who say to some people, a lot has happened by the time they're 16, break ups and a vanity fair pornography is not exactly what i would call a lot.

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    miley
    Mar 18, 2009

    i think this guy is wronglets see if he would like it if stars criticizes his book

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    haha
    Mar 18, 2009

    omg this is hilarious.i cant believe she wrote a bio.i want to buy it just to read it and laff.or no, ill just go find it, read it, and put it back.not worth my moola.

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    piper
    Mar 18, 2009

    Not another teenager telling us they lived and achieved a lot by 16! Shesh!! The most interesting, exciting and important stuff happens after 16. Finish high school Ms. Cyrus then leave us alone!!

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    riri
    Mar 18, 2009

    This is so funny. Go Russle for having a sence of humor

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    Miley Fan #1
    Mar 17, 2009

    Miley Rocks and Russel your not even funni iv read the book and i think its great she sharing her life at only 16

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    mileycyrusfan#1
    Mar 17, 2009

    WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT!!!! THAT WAS FRICKN RUDE!!! BITCH.....DON'T INSULT HER....SHE ROXS!!!!!

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    preetha
    Mar 16, 2009

    Russell u fuck.. dont get jealous on 16 year old.i hate u.. miley u always rulezzzzzzz and ur music rockzzzzz

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    Mileycy
    Mar 16, 2009

    we all kow that miley is a good person and sohe won't fight back to this "so called" word battle...... ~~~~~~!MILEY FOREVER!~~~~~~~

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    mileycy
    Mar 16, 2009

    okay some of the most importent things happen at 16 and when you get old you forget bout them and the details..... and many of her fans would like to read it......it is about her thoughts on her heart condition, photo scandle, and things fans aren't even sure about

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    russellrocks.
    Mar 16, 2009

    LEAVEEEE MILEYYY ALONEEEE!!!!! Does this remind you of anything? Get a grip people. He's hilarious and she's retarded anyway. Deal with it.

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    froogle
    Mar 15, 2009

    HAHAH LMAO dont take it too personally ppl RUSSELL BRANDS HILLARIOUS

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    idkmybffdev
    Mar 15, 2009

    what can she possibly write at 16? she's only been able to write for like half her life. i agree with russell. he's funny as hell and you guys need to accept that.

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    word up
    Mar 15, 2009

    I completely agree with Russell. That girl is far too young to even begin to have enough decent material to write an autobiography. What type of life experience has she had where she can self-righteously wield a pen and write about her life. What is she, 16? I'm sure her wealth of experience and excess knowledge on worldly issues will make for a best-seller. Total bullsh*t. Russell Brand rocks. So does his book. Miley Cyrus needs to tack on a few more years before she begins to spew out prose about the trials and tribulations of having oddly shaped teeth and a slight speech impediment.

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    N
    Mar 15, 2009

    I would like to f*** him. I mean no offence get a life.

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    rob
    Mar 15, 2009

    Disney is a good thing for the young kids and Hannah Montanna is a big part of that. We need something good for the kids to watch without all of the cursing,killing, and sex. Russell is an adult and should not pick on the kids. That is part of the problem with the world today. People have no morals!!

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    ASHLEY
    Mar 14, 2009

    I LIKED RUSSELL BUT NOW I SEE THAT HE IS JUST AN ASS. THE BOOK IS GOOD AND SHE BEEN AROUND FOR 16 years some of the most importanat things in peoples lives happen when there teens. SO go FUCK YOUR SELF RUSSELL!!!!!

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    Clare
    Mar 14, 2009

    I love Russell! He is amazing. As for those Disney squirts?!?!? No way...as if Destiny Hope Cyrus actually had ANYTHING to do with the writing of her craptastic book. Precocious spawn of one-hit-wonder dad.

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    Samantha Dunlop
    Mar 14, 2009

    OMFG hes such an idiot. I now hate him. Ive read the book and think its amazing.

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    LOL
    Mar 14, 2009

    I can't disagree. He may be joking but he's still correct!

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    Go on Russell
    Mar 14, 2009

    Go on son!!! I love how Russ exposes these Disney stars for the money-hungry exploiters they are. An autobiography?!? Really, at the age of 16? Pffft....anyone who would waste money on such manufactured drivel needs to get checked out, pronto. Russell Brand is hilarious, gorgeous,famous,amazingly insightful and an intellectual mind.I'm pretty sure he's not jealous of a 16 year old teeny bopper.

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    only1keen
    Mar 14, 2009

    but it's the truth...i don't like him but it's the truth

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    hayley_s
    Mar 14, 2009

    this "article" has been lifted almost entirely from the mtv website, but conveniently missed the part where they said he was JOKING!!

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    hinjew4thewin
    Mar 14, 2009

    btw skilly, Russell has already had books which have sold loads of copies. Why the hell would a 33 year old man (who happens to be one of the most popular comedians in the UK) be jealous of a 16 year old? Why is a 16 year old writing an autobiography? It's just a ploy for money. The title 'Miles to Go' is fitting, because she's got miles to go before she should be writing one.

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    skilly
    Mar 14, 2009

    lol u just talking shit jealous that nobody gonna read ur book...btw looser Miley Cyrus has million of fns in front of u!!! she said she idolatrized u and u couldnt honour ur presence in front of her!!! beyond being Miley she was ur FAN u dope UK looser!!

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    t
    Mar 14, 2009

    RUSSELL BRAND ROCKS THE FUCKING HOUSE!!!!

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    melli
    Mar 14, 2009

    Russell rocks. He's the most brilliant entertainer out there. Don't feel threatened, guys. Oh wait, do.

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    joecool
    Mar 14, 2009

    This guy is a complete f**king idiot!!!

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