Russell Brand Disses Miley Cyrus' 'Miles to Go'

March 14, 2009 04:51:09 GMT

Russell Brand thinks Miley Cyrus should not write her just released autobiography "Miles to Go", claiming she is too young to write a tome.


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British actor-comedian Russell Brand has initiated war of words with teen sensation Miley Cyrus, criticizing her for writing her newly released autobiography "Miles to Go" at such a young age. "Miley Cyrus?" the 33-year-old star said when he was informed about her tome. "She's only been alive half an hour. What's she going to say: 'The womb was warm?'"

"It's nice in there. There's all sorts of fluids," he continued criticizing Miley's tome. "That's not a book. I don't buy it. It's a very short story. Anything that's been written by a sperm and an ovum--it's too short."

Russell Brand himself is having his own autobiography which includes in it some raunchy chapter titles, like "Umbilical Noose," "Teacher's Whisky", and "Let's Not Tell Our Mums." Among the topics that he discusses in the book are how his father introduced him to prostitutes on a trip to Asia and how he once got into a naked, drug-fueled brawl with a stripper.

Having war of words with other celebs, in fact, isn't something new for Russell. Back in September 2008, during his hosting gig at the MTV Video Music Awards, he made fun of Jonas Brothers for wearing purity rings and for vowing to stay celibate until they get married. He later apologized though after being criticized by many other stars.

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posted by lisa on Jan 14, 2011
russell has got a point though lol he made me lmfao when i read this article hahahaa joker
posted by mileylover on Jul 07, 2010
i think russell is just trying to get attentionbut i luv miley
posted by ayoz aipat on Jun 10, 2010
russel is OK but i don't like the fact that he makes fun of almost all teenstars especially miley cyrus cuz i thing that she is awesome and a thousand times better.
posted by loopy loo on Feb 27, 2010
I LOVE U U ARE ALL OVER MY BED EVERY THING AND I GOT 3 OF YOUR BOOKS I LOVE U SO MUCH XOXOXOXOXO
posted by timothy. on Feb 21, 2010
Russell just shreds on everyone, so fucking good!
posted by shay on Feb 21, 2010
You now I love Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus there a role model to me!
posted by dianna price on Jan 18, 2010
miley is a good sninger
posted by Simone on Oct 30, 2009
i used 2 like russel brand but now i dont no wat to think of him i like miley and the jonas brothers hes pretty mean
posted by SIPPY7878 on Aug 27, 2009
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HI MILEY CYRUS I THINK YOU ROCK BYE HEHAHEHAEHA
posted by Sal7676 on Aug 27, 2009
DON'T TEASE MILEY OK CAUSE IF YOU DO THATS TOTALLY UNFAIR AND I HAVE TO SAY RUSSEL YOU BRING THE FUCKIN BITCHES HOUSE DOWN HI HALEY-S ANYWAY WHO'S WITH ME ABOUT HIM BRING THE FUCKIN HOUSE DOWN DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I TALK YOU OHH IF YOU GET ANGRY I AM REALLY SORRY JOECOOL WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT EVERYONE LISTEN I HAVE MET MILEY BE FOR SHE IS SO SWEET SO STOP BEING MEAN AND INSULTING HER SO U CAN BE MEAN IF MEAN IF YOU HAVE MET HER AND DON'T LIKE HER OKAY NOW I GOTTA GO SO BYE ***
posted by SLEEPYGIRL204K on Aug 24, 2009
THE GUY IS A COMPLETE I FUCKIN IDIOT RUSSEL BRINGS DOWN THE FUCKIN HOUSE
posted by bigone on Jun 18, 2009
i for one person like miley cyrus and her story is way better about his freaking asian prostitute stripper for one thing so all of you haters ca shuv it
posted by Avleen on Jun 07, 2009
You rock !!!!!!!!Your book is fabulous.Iliked it very much
posted by lovely bug on Apr 28, 2009
miley i love your book unlike everyone else that wrote a comment on this website!!! :)
posted by Helloo !!!! on Apr 20, 2009
omg i loooooooooovee looovee russell brand he is sooo funny haha i read his biography, it's great. hes so funny, ive seen him in numerous movies - unlike miley cyrus who was like "emgg. im making mah owneh hannah montannah movieh" :| you go russell hahah
posted by MILEY.... on Apr 14, 2009
I THINK HER AGENT MADE HER WRITE THAT BOOK 1. FOR MONEY 2. TO GAIN SYMPATHY FOR HER BAD PRESS
posted by Skye Pank on Apr 10, 2009
leave Miley alone shes great, she is so beautiful and talented! love you Miley! Skye :D x
posted by lacey on Apr 03, 2009
hi miley cyrus i hope you i went to wal-mart this moring okay 19.99 15 .81 for your book mile to go i hate you i do bich you knows how mad i'm okay come down on the booook ok 10 .00 5 .00
posted by carley on Apr 03, 2009
hey miley
posted by lol on Mar 31, 2009
lol "the womb was warm' lol that is funny ..... by the way i dislike miley
posted by sigh..... on Mar 23, 2009
when you argue a point can you at least spell stuff right skilly?
posted by a mom on Mar 22, 2009
Russell Brand is an Ass & he has not learned from his remarks about the Jo Bros. Russell should stick to his own age group & leave the teenagers alone. That goes for the rest of you so called adults. Miley's book is great & if you don't like it - so what - it was written by her about her & to relate to other tweens & teens. To all you lamo adults - stick to your own age group & leave the teens alone!
posted by lazlo on Mar 21, 2009
are you people retarded, russell is correct. the guy's brilliant and miley cyrus is a pre-fab pop-fool who's going to burnout in the next few minutes. Russell, however, will have a thriving and long career as a comic genius.
posted by Ahemd on Mar 20, 2009
16 year old girls can't write a book. Honestly I probably have more insight on life when I was 12 then she'll ever have.
posted by yorkshiresense on Mar 19, 2009
After the infamous prank telephone calls row, why the hell is he saying no a girl with more talent than he will ever have in his life should say that Miley should not write a book about her life from birth to the conception of her Breakout album, she's cool, her album is brilliant, So mister Brand STFU you tosser!
posted by dropdeadgorgeous on Mar 18, 2009
the people who are defending miley are little annoying 12 year olds with two brain cells and thinks hannah montana is god when it really is a crappy show starring a girl with the least amount of talent. Oh and not to mention, extremely little knowledge about 'life'. Russell brand is so right, i totally agree about her being too young. Oh, and to those who say to some people, a lot has happened by the time they're 16, break ups and a vanity fair pornography is not exactly what i would call a lot.
posted by miley on Mar 18, 2009
i think this guy is wronglets see if he would like it if stars criticizes his book
posted by haha on Mar 18, 2009
omg this is hilarious.i cant believe she wrote a bio.i want to buy it just to read it and laff.or no, ill just go find it, read it, and put it back.not worth my moola.
posted by piper on Mar 18, 2009
Not another teenager telling us they lived and achieved a lot by 16! Shesh!! The most interesting, exciting and important stuff happens after 16. Finish high school Ms. Cyrus then leave us alone!!
posted by riri on Mar 18, 2009
This is so funny. Go Russle for having a sence of humor
posted by Miley Fan #1 on Mar 17, 2009
Miley Rocks and Russel your not even funni iv read the book and i think its great she sharing her life at only 16
posted by mileycyrusfan#1 on Mar 17, 2009
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT!!!! THAT WAS FRICKN RUDE!!! BITCH.....DON'T INSULT HER....SHE ROXS!!!!!
posted by preetha on Mar 16, 2009
Russell u fuck.. dont get jealous on 16 year old.i hate u.. miley u always rulezzzzzzz and ur music rockzzzzz
posted by Mileycy on Mar 16, 2009
we all kow that miley is a good person and sohe won't fight back to this "so called" word battle...... ~~~~~~!MILEY FOREVER!~~~~~~~
posted by mileycy on Mar 16, 2009
okay some of the most importent things happen at 16 and when you get old you forget bout them and the details..... and many of her fans would like to read it......it is about her thoughts on her heart condition, photo scandle, and things fans aren't even sure about
posted by russellrocks. on Mar 16, 2009
LEAVEEEE MILEYYY ALONEEEE!!!!! Does this remind you of anything? Get a grip people. He's hilarious and she's retarded anyway. Deal with it.
posted by froogle on Mar 15, 2009
HAHAH LMAO dont take it too personally ppl RUSSELL BRANDS HILLARIOUS
posted by idkmybffdev on Mar 15, 2009
what can she possibly write at 16? she's only been able to write for like half her life. i agree with russell. he's funny as hell and you guys need to accept that.
posted by word up on Mar 15, 2009
I completely agree with Russell. That girl is far too young to even begin to have enough decent material to write an autobiography. What type of life experience has she had where she can self-righteously wield a pen and write about her life. What is she, 16? I'm sure her wealth of experience and excess knowledge on worldly issues will make for a best-seller. Total bullsh*t. Russell Brand rocks. So does his book. Miley Cyrus needs to tack on a few more years before she begins to spew out prose about the trials and tribulations of having oddly shaped teeth and a slight speech impediment.
posted by N on Mar 15, 2009
I would like to f*** him. I mean no offence get a life.
posted by rob on Mar 15, 2009
Disney is a good thing for the young kids and Hannah Montanna is a big part of that. We need something good for the kids to watch without all of the cursing,killing, and sex. Russell is an adult and should not pick on the kids. That is part of the problem with the world today. People have no morals!!
posted by ASHLEY on Mar 14, 2009
I LIKED RUSSELL BUT NOW I SEE THAT HE IS JUST AN ASS. THE BOOK IS GOOD AND SHE BEEN AROUND FOR 16 years some of the most importanat things in peoples lives happen when there teens. SO go FUCK YOUR SELF RUSSELL!!!!!
posted by Clare on Mar 14, 2009
I love Russell! He is amazing. As for those Disney squirts?!?!? No way...as if Destiny Hope Cyrus actually had ANYTHING to do with the writing of her craptastic book. Precocious spawn of one-hit-wonder dad.
posted by Samantha Dunlop on Mar 14, 2009
OMFG hes such an idiot. I now hate him. Ive read the book and think its amazing.
posted by LOL on Mar 14, 2009
I can't disagree. He may be joking but he's still correct!
posted by Go on Russell on Mar 14, 2009
Go on son!!! I love how Russ exposes these Disney stars for the money-hungry exploiters they are. An autobiography?!? Really, at the age of 16? Pffft....anyone who would waste money on such manufactured drivel needs to get checked out, pronto. Russell Brand is hilarious, gorgeous,famous,amazingly insightful and an intellectual mind.I'm pretty sure he's not jealous of a 16 year old teeny bopper.
posted by only1keen on Mar 14, 2009
but it's the truth...i don't like him but it's the truth
posted by hayley_s on Mar 14, 2009
this "article" has been lifted almost entirely from the mtv website, but conveniently missed the part where they said he was JOKING!!
posted by hinjew4thewin on Mar 14, 2009
btw skilly, Russell has already had books which have sold loads of copies. Why the hell would a 33 year old man (who happens to be one of the most popular comedians in the UK) be jealous of a 16 year old? Why is a 16 year old writing an autobiography? It's just a ploy for money. The title 'Miles to Go' is fitting, because she's got miles to go before she should be writing one.
posted by skilly on Mar 14, 2009
lol u just talking shit jealous that nobody gonna read ur book...btw looser Miley Cyrus has million of fns in front of u!!! she said she idolatrized u and u couldnt honour ur presence in front of her!!! beyond being Miley she was ur FAN u dope UK looser!!
posted by t on Mar 14, 2009
RUSSELL BRAND ROCKS THE FUCKING HOUSE!!!!
posted by melli on Mar 14, 2009
Russell rocks. He's the most brilliant entertainer out there. Don't feel threatened, guys. Oh wait, do.
posted by joecool on Mar 14, 2009
This guy is a complete f**king idiot!!!

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