In the season 13 opener of 'South Park', Jonas Brothers invite Kenny's girlfriend to the backstage to follow their purity concept.
- Mar 12, 2009
AceShowbiz - The starter kick of Comedy Central's "South Park" received the help from the phenomenon of Jonas Brothers. As previously reported, the band are spoofed on the March 11 episode of the 13th season, called "The Ring" in which they give their fans purity rings.
Kenny is taking interest in a fifth grader Tammy Warner who, rumor has it, has given a blow job to another boy. Hoping that he too, will get to the second base with her, Kenny brought Tammy to a Jonas Brothers' concert where girls can get their "giney" tickling. When the concert was over, Tammy, a Miley Cyrus look-alike, was on the verge of taking Kenny down when she was called to the backstage to meet the band.
Instead of giving the brothers a blow job like they thought it would be, the girls were in the backstage to be given the love of Christ. There, the boys spread the belief that the girls should not have sex before they get married and Kenny was devastated.
Apparently there's someone making use of the situation, and it was Mickey Mouse who kicked Nick Jonas' butt. Declaring himself a pop culture influence since the '50s, the mouse told the audience of Jonas Brothers' concert, "When little girls' gineys tingle, I make money! And that's because little girls are fucking stupid! Even the Christians are too fucking stupid to figure out I'm selling sex to their daughters. Because Christians are retarded! They believe in a talking dead guy!"
