TRACK LISTING
| 1 | Happy Kwaanza |
| 2 | Maggie the Gay Activist |
| 3 | Sturdy Germans & Polacks |
| 4 | Nervous Pills & Boxes of Wine |
| 5 | Katie Couric (Again!!!) |
| 6 | President Suze Orman |
| 7 | I Met Gayle |
| 8 | Maya Angelou Is Insufferable |
| 9 | Justin Out-Blacks T.I. |
| 10 | Somebody Has to Blow Trump |
| 11 | Kelly vs. Bethany |
| 12 | A Dude Named Danielle |
| 13 | Congratulations (Speidi) |
