TRACK LISTING
| 1 | The Hot Ticket |
| 2 | The Survey: Gay? Straight? |
| 3 | The Clicker (For the Maggie Fans) |
| 4 | My First Rebanning (Hi Barbara Walters!) |
| 5 | Happy Sunday (More Maggie!) |
| 6 | Cover Me |
| 7 | Oprah Is a Deity (And I Think She Is Full of Shit) |
| 8 | Oprah's Favorite Things |
| 9 | The Osmonds Were Never Cool |
| 10 | Freaky Doll People (Demi? Oh Yeah!) |
| 11 | Straight Guys Wake Up! |
| 12 | Our New Daddy's Coming |
| 13 | Wizard of Woz |
| 14 | My Run in With Spielberg |
