| 1 | Prelude |
| 2 | All Nereids Beware |
| 3 | One Day Women Will All Become Monsters |
| 4 | Expired in Goreville |
| 5 | Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minunte on the Creek |
| 6 | The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined |
| 7 | Interlude Pt 1 |
| 8 | There's No Penguins in Alaska |
| 9 | Interlude Pt 2 |
| 10 | We're Gonna Have Us a Champagne Jam |
| 11 | No Hardcore Dancing in the Living Room |
| 12 | Who's Sandie Jenkins |
| 13 | To Trixie and Reptile, Thanks for Everything |
| 14 | Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek (Acoustic Version) |
| 15 | Queen of Diamonds (Acoustic Version) |
| 16 | Lindsay Quit Lollygagging (Acoustic Version) |