| 1 | Concerning the UFO Sighting Near Highland, Illinois |
| 2 | The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenien |
| 3 | Come on! Feel the Illinoise!: Pt. 1: The World's Columbian Exposition/Pt. 2: Carl Sandburg Visits Me in a Dream |
| 4 | John Wayne Gacy, Jr. |
| 5 | Jacksonville |
| 6 | A Short Reprise for Mary Todd, Who Went Insane, But for Very Good Reasons |
| 7 | Decatur, Or, Round of Applause for Your Stepmother! |
| 8 | One Last "Whoo-Hoo!" for the Pullman |
| 9 | Chicago |
| 10 | Casimir Pulaski Day |
| 11 | To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament |
| 12 | The Man of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts |
| 13 | Prairie Fire That Wanders About |
| 14 | A Conjunction of Drones Simulating the Way in which Sufjan Stevens Has an Existential Crisis in the Great Godfrey Maze |
| 15 | The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us! |
| 16 | They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come back from the Dead!! Ahhhh! |
| 17 | Let's Hear that String Part Again, Because I Don't Think They Heard It All the Way out in Bushnell |
| 18 | In this Temple as in the Hearts of Man for Whom He Saved the Earth |
| 19 | The Seer's Tower |
| 20 | The Tallest Man, The Broadest Shoulders: Pt. 1: The Great Frontier/Pt. 2: Come to Me Only with Playthings Now |
| 21 | Riffs and Variations on a Single Note for Jelly Roll, Earl Hines, Louis Armstrong, Baby Dodds, and the King of Swing, to Name a Few |
| 22 | Out of Egypt, into the Great Laugh of Mankind, and I Shake the Dirt from My Sandals as I Run |