TRACK LISTING
| 1 | Being from Jersey Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry |
| 2 |  Send My Love to the Dancefloor, I'll See You in Hell (Hey Mister DJ) |
| 3 | The Church of Hot Addiction |
| 4 | Kids Are All F***ed Up |
| 5 | It's Warmer in the Basement |
| 6 | Keep It Simple |
| 7 | It's Amateur Night at the Apollo Creed! |
| 8 | Bring It (Snakes on a Plane) |
| 9 | Ballad of Big Poppa and Diamond Girl |
| 10 | Pop-Punk is Sooooo '05 |
| 11 | You Can't Be Missed If You Never Go Away |
