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Movie Info


Genre :

Comedy

Release Date :

February 22, 2008

MPAA Rating :

PG-13

Director :

Charles Robert Carner

Starring :

Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Milicevic, Yaphet Kotto, Peter Stormare, Eric Roberts, Joe Mantegna, Jenny McCarthy

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Not quite bad, but it's not recommended either.    Readers  4 of 5 [Rate It]

Review rate : F

“..witless, miserable, offensive fashion, with no protection in sight..”
by Tod Goldberg [E! Online]
1 of 5

“..Witless Protection is quite possibly the worst film of 2008..”
by Bill Gibron [Filmcritic.com]
1 of 5

“..Witless Protection is a bullshit, bush league effort..”
by Mack Rawden [CinemaBlend]
1 of 5

“..Witless is so weird it's almost a cult film..”
by Roger Moore [Orlando Sentinel]
Review rate : B-

“..not as completely witless as its title suggests..”
by Stephen Schaefer [Boston Herald]
“..a movie that's far more interesting politically than dramatically -- or, God knows, comically..”
by John Anderson [Variety]

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This movie was based where I live (Mississippi). I't was hilarous. Everyone that has watched it has loved the movie also & great choice of local bands from down here as well!

posted by brit_schmermund on Jul 16, 2008

in this movie when larry is throwing up who sings that song ,shake that ass for a twenty dollar bill???

posted by boofy10 on Oct 29, 2008

6TfbYt

posted by Hitcpipf on Jul 15, 2009
 
 

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