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Vampires Suck


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August 18, 2010

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Director :

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Starring :

Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, Anneliese van der Pol, Charlie Weber, Arielle Kebbel, Crista Flanagan, Wanetah Walmsley, Bradley Dodds, Krystal Mayo, Devon Kelly

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Not quite bad, but it's not recommended either.    Readers  4 of 5 [Rate It]

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Marilyn Manson did If I Was Your Vampire!

posted by iva on Feb 25, 2012 10:25:44


posted by Sagarika THOMAS on Feb 15, 2012 10:48:12

They used supermassive black hole, they didn't even credit it in the f*cking movie! That was the only thing that kept me from smashing a child or cactus raping a cute baby panda in this cacerous movie! Matthew bellamy please do something. This is disgusting!

posted by sara on Apr 28, 2011 10:35:16

this is the worst movie I've ever watched...it's so stupid ...

posted by Sisty on Mar 05, 2011 12:23:23

this was the best moive

posted by pop on Jan 16, 2011 07:15:58

Love the soundtrack!!! Was better when i watched it the second time with my friends :)

posted by Vvvampire on Jan 16, 2011 02:05:58

I think i laught at least 2 hours after been watching this movie

posted by Twilightfan on Jan 15, 2011 04:27:09

I liked the popculture references. But in my opinion, a movie where sex jokes are the basis of the storyline shouldn't be a movie at all. Thumbs down.

posted by ZZZzzz on Jan 10, 2011 04:26:33


posted by Z on Jan 06, 2011 03:32:27

I'd say that its funny if you have an uncontrollable laughter to exaggeration. I can say it was humorous but not enough to celebrate bout it.

posted by RetardMac on Dec 30, 2010 06:36:39

it was halarious

posted by taylor on Dec 16, 2010 06:19:06

Ok guys I was driven nuts too when I couldnt find the song that was played when Becca and Edword descended the stairs together to meet the Sulens but after like a half hour of searching I FOUND IT!!! It's called Are We On by Killdeer

posted by Lu on Dec 05, 2010 09:30:27

If I was your Vampire is not by Grecia Godliss ITS BY MARILYN MANSON GET IT RIGHT IDIOTS!

posted by Hello on Nov 08, 2010 06:01:03

does anyone know what the song is called where shes sitting in her room and the mths are going past, when edward has left her??? desperate to find out??

posted by amandaplz on Oct 29, 2010 07:06:11

Vampires Suck was so fricken awesome!! Hilarious!! :D :D :D

posted by :D on Oct 06, 2010 03:17:39

I'm a huge Twilight fan as well as most of my friends. Where my friends and I differ is that fact that I have a sense of humor. I love this movie. It's a hilarious hate fest.

posted by us_siri on Oct 03, 2010 09:45:58

it was funny as hell

posted by blackknight_ray on Sep 27, 2010 06:08:01

oh, now i know - it's Buckcherry - Porno Star:P

posted by nell on Sep 25, 2010 02:48:03

damn, all of you ask the same stupid question about Becca and her iPod, when there is like ten answers to that. read before posting!. i wanna know the name of the song playing when Edward visits Becca in her room and she throws herself at him, kissing him. anyone knows this song?

posted by nell on Sep 25, 2010 02:37:10

The song at the ending is called if I was your vampier by Marilyn Manson just wanted to throw that out there =)

posted by Nicole on Sep 15, 2010 05:45:59

Omg, I love this film!! It's very funny and very better as the original twilight :P Twilight-fans can watch it, too^^ ♥

posted by Juliaa (: on Sep 12, 2010 05:12:06

Does somebody know The second song' name after "party up" at the prom?

posted by Heey on Sep 11, 2010 03:19:01

whats that manson song at the end???

posted by ????? on Sep 11, 2010 03:00:00

where can i get i miss you song?? please give the link

posted by Raj on Sep 09, 2010 11:39:41

the song during the limo scene is from Ali Dee - She's going down

posted by Gabriel on Sep 04, 2010 12:36:01

It is so funny, if you where sad it can make you very very happy you even forget that you were sad

posted by Julian on Sep 02, 2010 01:47:14

It is very awesome

posted by Vampires sucks on Sep 02, 2010 01:38:31

anybody know what the manson song was in the end credits?

posted by Hailz on Sep 01, 2010 05:06:19

haha movie was so awesome :) love all the songs my faves would be my panties, hey eddie, my first wish, and succubus baby. sucks though when you're from australia and every place available to download this album is either from the US or Canada... :/

posted by . . . on Aug 31, 2010 07:44:23

very nice. it does what the twilight franchise can't... get to the point. LMAO.

posted by *bleep* on Aug 30, 2010 12:34:37

the sing when she is in the car is the first song on the list (my panties)

posted by whatever on Aug 30, 2010 04:42:20

This was so freaking hilarious! i loved this movie!

posted by David on Aug 29, 2010 10:36:02

whats the first song when the movie ends and then the credits come up.

posted by ashh95 on Aug 29, 2010 06:17:04

Does anyone know the song that plays when she goes to school for the first time??

posted by Allie on Aug 28, 2010 09:06:42

I think 5 because it is more better

posted by hey eddie on Aug 28, 2010 08:15:14

fantastic soundtrack, not 1 bad song in it

posted by logomito on Aug 28, 2010 05:44:36

check vampires-suck tumblr

posted by lily4 on Aug 27, 2010 12:06:20

i have 3 songs

posted by natasha on Aug 25, 2010 11:05:34

anybody know what the song or whatever it was when she was on the motorcycle and she had the guitar sayin ghey eddie. (something something) whats it called or who knows the rest??

posted by bre147 on Aug 23, 2010 10:27:31

whats the name of the song durring the credits?

posted by Weaver1859 on Aug 23, 2010 08:39:50

What`s the song when Becca and alcie were going to prom and the voltori was partying..

posted by sammyboy on Aug 22, 2010 11:39:42

What is the song when Becca is in the car with Frank and she takes out her iPod to listen to 'Teenage Angst Mix'? It sounded pretty good :)

posted by allimonster on Aug 22, 2010 08:19:37


posted by Kelly on Aug 22, 2010 08:14:02

Hey I am a huge Twilight fan! This movie did really bad anyway. Sucked! Thats so f***** mean!

posted by IluvTwilightFan on Aug 22, 2010 08:13:08

The song that plays when Becca meets the Sullens is called The violet hour by Sea wolf. It was on the New Moon soundtrack.

posted by ScrmoftheBttrfly on Aug 22, 2010 04:38:28

what is the song when we saw like the names of the actors or when hey said who make the makeup and bla bla bla

posted by lil_gaga on Aug 22, 2010 01:38:02

I can't find the song 'I Miss You' anywhere!! Where can I find it!!??!

posted by nikkiii on Aug 21, 2010 11:36:23

Whats the song when lady gaga dances?

posted by Snookie on Aug 21, 2010 07:15:58


posted by =))) on Aug 21, 2010 06:36:57


posted by =))) on Aug 21, 2010 05:54:35

The dandelion song is called "Are We On" by Killdeer. You can get it on iTunes

posted by elephantsrock on Aug 21, 2010 05:54:28

What is the song that plays when Becca meets the Sullens? The one that mentions dandelions.

posted by Sin\'sRightEye on Aug 20, 2010 11:45:03

whats the song when becca meets the sullens? its like "if we make it through space i'll meet you oh my dandelion" thats all i got of the lyrics, but cant find the song anywhere!!!!

posted by zebralove on Aug 20, 2010 11:38:00

hey J it's called "hey eddie"

posted by asdfgh on Aug 20, 2010 08:15:30

whats the song that lady gaga dances to?

posted by Livy on Aug 20, 2010 06:26:17

it is marilyn manson if i was ur vampire on his most recent album

posted by U_Ssoldier on Aug 20, 2010 02:51:13

mkay that song at the end sounds like marilyn mason but i can't figure out what it is! I really like it! anyone know the name?

posted by brooke on Aug 19, 2010 07:03:39

twilight is awesome but I love this movie. Anyways what is the song when Lady GaGa comes on?

posted by trinity on Aug 19, 2010 07:01:43

u can download my panties over itunes

posted by nellii on Aug 19, 2010 04:25:43

what the song called when the credits roll. at the end of the movie!?

posted by nellii on Aug 19, 2010 04:18:41


posted by kev on Aug 19, 2010 02:24:05

plz help!.. where can i download My panties Magicwandos?..

posted by lu on Aug 19, 2010 02:05:33

what's the song at the end called after bella becomes a vampire during the end credits

posted by shadow on Aug 19, 2010 01:25:27

What's th song at the veryy end? Before the credits? I could've sworn it was a Marilyn Manson song!

posted by O_o on Aug 18, 2010 05:44:09

jacob is hot

posted by team jacob on Aug 16, 2010 03:48:03


posted by iHateTwilight on Aug 16, 2010 03:03:31

the song on the iPod is My panties from Magicwandos

posted by Raziel on Aug 15, 2010 12:54:27

Wow no body know the answer !! I want that same song when becca listens to her ipod! somebody plz find out and get back thx

posted by nick on Aug 14, 2010 10:15:07


posted by HEY on Aug 14, 2010 10:14:09

Hey whats the song when becca puts her head phones on in the car with her father?

posted by JJ20001 on Aug 14, 2010 07:37:29


posted by Spunkyonyx on Aug 14, 2010 02:35:05

any one knows the song where Jacob runs after a cat and can you give ma a link with the song

posted by seceta on Aug 12, 2010 10:49:27

does anybody know the song played when the warewolves come..not raining men. the one with the piano

posted by greg on Aug 11, 2010 11:31:21

this is for mgazso ...... Do The Hustle - Van MacCoy ., adieu and is not french...

posted by condor_mcphee@ on Aug 11, 2010 02:51:45

Does anyone know the name of the song played in the limo scene?

posted by Hilary on Aug 10, 2010 03:53:48

wtf two guys r asking same question again n again and this asshols r talkig abt the book. damn does any1 no about the song becca was listing on her ipod

posted by prakash on Aug 10, 2010 03:09:21

Hej! What is the name of the song, whch is the 2nd at the prom. I think it's French (tout de hassion??? :s or something same :D) when Becca is dancing with vampires and talking with her father? Thx for help :)

posted by mgazso on Aug 07, 2010 12:05:07

Hello. Can someone tell me what the song that becca sang while holding guitar when she was riding motorcycle and the shadow of edward was running with him? Want it badly.

posted by J on Aug 07, 2010 10:18:19

Please Does anyone knows the song during Becca and her dad in the car, on their way to Sporks? ++++++++

posted by Kinshara on Aug 07, 2010 04:47:59

Always wrong.

posted by JustaDude on Aug 06, 2010 12:08:42

Luther Vandross-Always And Forever The Weather Girls-It's Raining Men Lykke Li-Possibility Sea Wolf-The Violet Hour

posted by natasha on Aug 06, 2010 10:26:40

It's not that, it's when Becca use her Ipod in father's car at the beginning of the movie.

posted by JustaDude on Aug 05, 2010 03:24:47

for sunii: Marilyn Manson-If I Was Your Vampire

posted by natasha on Aug 05, 2010 01:41:42

I was looking for the song also and finnaly... I FOUND IT!!! Ok,ok,say thanks :D !!! Muse - Supermassive Black Hole

posted by Daniel on Aug 04, 2010 08:05:02

Please Does anyone knows the song during Becca and her dad in the car, on their way to Sporks?

posted by JustaDude on Aug 02, 2010 07:21:57

the song of the girl in the high school si Muse - Supermassive

posted by marcos on Jul 31, 2010 08:52:07

you can see it online

posted by Gael on Jul 31, 2010 08:17:25

I have the same question as Ali whats the name of that song?

posted by Skrim on Jul 31, 2010 07:46:34

As much as I <3 the Twilight books and the movies, I would totally go see this movie. It looks like it will make people lol. Can't wait til it's out:)

posted by AlternativeRock on Jul 29, 2010 02:10:47

i heard 1 of the characters from victorious is in this movie

posted by q on Jul 24, 2010 09:26:00

anyone knows the last song of movie, the song of credits?

posted by sunii on Jul 21, 2010 08:24:00

Does anyone knows the song during Becca and her dad in the car, on their way to Sporks?

posted by Ali on Jul 20, 2010 10:26:23

does anyone know the name of the 2nd song played at the prom,where they all dance??

posted by Ni on Jul 17, 2010 02:34:30

i do like the twilight series, but this still looks freaking hilarious! can't wait :)

posted by anon96 on Jul 14, 2010 12:40:14

Just got done watching this. It was hilarious!!!!

posted by Nina on Jul 12, 2010 02:39:36

Is that seriously coming out as a movie??? Awesome!!!

posted by lawnknomes101 on Jul 09, 2010 10:18:04