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Jersey Shore Massacre

Overview


Genre :

Comedy, Horror

Release Date :

August 22, 2014 (Limited)

MPAA Rating :

R

Director :

Paul Tarnopol

Starring :

Danielle Dallacco, Sal Governale, Richard Christy, Bigfoot, Ron Jeremy, Shawn C. Phillips, Nikki Delano, Alexis Ford, Giovanni Roselli, Angelica Boccella, Chris Lazzaro, Nicole Rutigliano, Ashley Mitchell

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Don't waste your weekend watch this movie.    Readers  Be the 1st!

“..the send-up is sometimes funny but mostly boring (like the show itself)..”
by Chuck Wilson [Village Voice]
0.5 of 5

“..the cast is just doing bad impressions of the Jersey Shore cast without any effort..”
by Patrick Cooper [Bloody Disgusting]
1 of 5
Reviewed by Jordan Hoffman [NY Daily News]

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