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Overview


Genre :

Sci-Fi

Release Date :

September 07, 2012 (Limited)

MPAA Rating :

R

Director :

Jamie Bradshaw, Alexander Doulerain

Starring :

Leelee Sobieski, Jeffrey Tambor, Ed Stoppard, Ingeborga Dapkunaite, Max von Sydow, Atanas Srebrev, John Laskowski, Mariya Ignatova, Andrei Kaikov, Lyubomir Yonchev

REVIEWS RATE:  Critics  Not quite bad, but it's not recommended either.    Readers  Be the 1st!

“..trashes an ad-saturated culture, but with a sour side effect - making fun of the overweight - and a story so convolutedly insipid it needs narration to fill in the gaps..”
by Robert Abele [LA Times]
“..this fantastical fable takes aim at marketing itself with an intriguing if tendentious narrative..”
by Andy Webster [NY Times]
Review rate : D

“..the movie's amateurish and makes absolutely no sense..”
by Robert Levin [Film School Rejects]
1 of 5

“..it's a soggy collection of ideas balled up into a half-realized condemnation of consumerism, looking to inspire personal responsibility without the burden of consistent storytelling..”
by Brian Orndorf [Blu-ray.com]

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